Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

I can see your tactics, mate.

Do your zip up @luvgonzo. HIAG is perving you up.

 

[PINKIE]

To give me those rinsings that you've promised me.

2018 will be littered with them mate. Just like the last 7 years

 

[luvgonzo]

Can they do it in the Pissing down South Wales rain?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

2018 will be littered with them mate. Just like the last 7 years

See how I can joke about it, Pix?

If you had really rinsed me, I'd be all defensive.

But I'm not.

Not even in the slightest bit defensive, mate.

On the contrary, I think the lads are looking forward to a bumper haul of my rinsing you.

It's only a matter of time before you give us all another pearler for me to stick in my siggy. You've got to admit that you are comedy gold for this board, mate, yeah?

The lads are still reelling from my now-legendary Masturbating Monkey jibe. And who can blame them! Not me, that's for sure.

 

[PINKIE]

See how I can joke about it, Pix?

If you had really rinsed me, I'd be all defensive.

But I'm not.

Not even in the slightest bit defensive, mate.

On the contrary, I think the lads are looking forward to a bumper haul of my rinsing you.

It's only a matter of time before you give us all another pearler for me to stick in my siggy. You've got to admit that you are comedy gold for this board, mate, yeah?

The lads are still reelling from my now-legendary Masturbating Monkey jibe. And who can blame them! Not me, that's for sure.

The lads will be the judge of that at the end of the year depending on how many flounce off threads you post

 

[luvgonzo]

Footy thread ****ers, get a room.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

The ****e weather in Swansea means that they have a real chance to undo us, this evening.

I'm getting my excuses in early!

 

[PINKIE]

Footy thread ****ers, get a room.

HIAG's got a room at the local Conservative club. I wouldn't set foot in there

 

[luvgonzo]

The ****e weather in Swansea means that they have a real chance to undo us, this evening.

I'm getting my excuses in early!

Pussy

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Footy thread ****ers, get a room.

Pixie will flirt with me unless Swansea score, mate.

Then, he will be reaching for 'Pede cock.

It's always the same.

 

[PINKIE]

Reckon @Chief is soaked through to his Y-fronts by now.

 

[PINKIE]

Pixie will flirt with me unless Swansea score, mate.

Then, he will be reaching for 'Pede cock.

It's always the same.

^^^^ Rattled.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Reckon @Chief is soaked through to his Y-fronts by now.

Is that what you're thinking about, sat on your old Mum's sofa, next to a box of Kleenex, yeah, Pix?

 

[luvgonzo]

Reckon @Chief is soaked through to his Y-fronts by now.

He's deffo a commando man so don't worry.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'd have made an exception for HIAG. As it goes I'm on the Bovril.

Cheers for the compliment!

You're drinking gravy. Great start.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He's deffo a commando man so don't worry.

That's Pixie's load spent!

 

[luvgonzo]

That was easy.

 

[luvgonzo]

Offside.

 

[PINKIE]

Offside.

Mile off. Spurs lucky there.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Swansea 0 v 1 Spurs

Go on, Pix!

Rip into me.

I deserve it, this time.