Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tobes]

Phil Jones stumbling around like he's being tasered.

*camera pans to Steve Bruce as he licks his lips*

 

[NSIS]

Probs broke down in Salford and can't get the AA to tow the sleigh away

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[PINKIE]

*camera pans to Steve Bruce as he licks his lips*

Complimentary sausage rolls and Phil Jones on a free, he'll probably need a bib before the night is out.

 

[Libby]

Sausage rolls and Phil Jones on a free, he'll probably need a bib before the night is out.

I hear they're swapping one of the Longstaff's for him.

 

[Tobes]

Sausage rolls and Phil Jones on a free, he'll probably need a bib before the night is out.

He’s just bid £40m for Beans, I think he’s pissed.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Ole, have you heard Robin Van Persie has called you a useless **** again?

“Robin is entitled to his opinion and I’m entitled to mine, I am Man United, so”

 

[pompeymeowth]

Did you know, that back in his home city of Lisbon, Man City's Silva has been awarded an honorary Doctorate, from the local university?

He also has an orphanage named after him.

 

[PINKIE]

I hear they're swapping one of the Longstaff's for him.

Bruce will always be a lapdog for Fergie, could happen ...

 

[Tobes]

“Robin is entitled to his opinion and I’m entitled to mine, I am Man United, so”

He took my number 20 shirt and finger blasted my Mrs, but I still respect him.

 

[PINKIE]

He took my number 20 shirt and finger blasted my Mrs, but I still respect him.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

We’ll do them 0-0 in the 2nd leg tho.

 

[PINKIE]

We’ll do them 0-0 in the 2nd leg tho.

The avatar

 

[Tel (they/them)]

The avatar

Always find time to laugh at yourself bro.

Night dickheads

 

[PINKIE]

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You ain't gonna be laughing when it costs uncle Joe Lewis another yacht to pay off Maureen when you sack him bro

 

[PINKIE]

Always find time to laugh at yourself bro.

Night dickheads

Amen to that

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Ole, have you heard Robin Van Persie has called you a useless **** again?

This time, Little Ollie won't try to deny it.

 

[jaffaSlot]

Solskjarr's Utd beat Man City just last month, come on guys get behind him.

 

[Stan]

Micah Richards is a terrible pundit.

 

[luvgonzo]

Micah Richards is a terrible pundit.

Wasn't that good at footy either.

 

[Bodinki]

Micah Richards is a terrible pundit.

I remember when he scored his first goal for City and then swore live on TV when the BBC were interviewing him!

"I can't believe it, ****in' hell!"