Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[pompeymeowth]

Can't imagine Steve Bruce being the sort of bloke partial to a vegan sausage roll to be honest.

He'd eat the pastry round it though.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

110 minutes to go.

 

[PINKIE]

...yet still ahead of Arsenal.

That's because we were **** mate.

You still are however.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No tel mate ... i dont think he liked me suggesting everyone in manchester was raped.. shame on me ... it just slipped out

Not at all, you’re just not funny when you try pal.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Deep fried.

It is a spring roll.

So you plants contain more calories than a pig ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That's because we were **** mate.

You still are however.

And you're not, like?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Not at all, you’re just not funny when you try pal.

Fair enough

 

[Tel (they/them)]

The most damning statement I can make about my club is that we look utterly ****ing pathetic when our best player, Scott McTominay isn’t playing.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The most damning statement I can make about my club is that we look utterly ****ing pathetic when our best player, Scott McTominay isn’t playing.

Get over it

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I'm glad United got one back, as it means Little Ollie will definitely be staying.

 

[PINKIE]

And you're not, like?

We've won our last two mate and beat Utd 2-0.

The Arteta revolution has begun, whereas you have Maureen

 

[Tobes]

We've won our last two mate and beat Utd 2-0.

The Arteta revolution has begun, whereas you have Maureen

Give it 9 months and you’ll be crying about Arteta like Tel is about Ole tonight mate.

Bookmark it.

 

[luvgonzo]

Pep bring a twat there, his player is laid out and he's talking tactics with the Welsh lad Rhodri.

 

[PINKIE]

Give it 9 months and you’ll be crying about Arteta like Tel is about Ole tonight mate.

Bookmark it.

I might

Ask me again in 9 months mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

The Arteta revolution has begun

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[Tel (they/them)]

Solskjaer “We played much better in the second half when City stopped trying, but that’s us, were Man United”.

Interviewer “What does that mean?”

Solskjaer “It means we are... Man United, and that’s.... see”.

 

[Tobes]

Mendy is the LB equivalent of Oumar Niasse, looks like bambi on ice.

 

[Tobes]

Solskjaer “We played much better in the second half when City stopped trying, but that’s us, were Man United”.

Interviewer “What does that mean?”

Solskjaer “It means we are... Man United, and that’s.... see”.

Ole, have you heard Robin Van Persie has called you a useless **** again?

 

[PINKIE]

Ole, have you heard Robin Van Persie has called you a useless **** again?

 

[PINKIE]

Phil Jones stumbling around like he's being tasered.