Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Nicola: This match is just an assault on Hazard at the moment.
(Tweet to BBC Football Live)

Disgraceful negative football from United.

 

Sarri looks like a middle-aged Jewish man sent out by his wife to pick the bagels up.

 

**** knows what United work on in training as they look clueless in possession.

 

Luke Shaw's fault for conceding the corner. Pogba was MOTM.

 

Chelsea at 60% of possession so far though, the visitors yet to have a shot on target.
(BBC Football Live)

Utterly damning.

 

The worrying thing for United fans must be the apparent lack of cohesion in this side. There are some players out there who look as though they have given up playing for United.

Any player who, match after match, exhibited such lack of intent in a Spurs shirt would be dropped by Poch.

Sure, players can fall in and out of form, but you still expect them to put in a shift, even if they've temporarily lost their first touch, or can't hit a barn door from 10 paces. Some of these United players simply cannot be arsed.

This United side is looking more and more like a very poor version of Wimbledon FC from the 90s.

 

Is it maybe possible that you're more dull than this United side?

 

Im hoping for a draw here tbh, not happening though as Man Utd are ****e.

 

Mad Moon Artist: Pogba: Attack, attack, att... hey look... Squirrel!!
(Tweet to BBC Football Live)

 

Andrew Sheridan: Lukakwho?
(Tweet to BBC Football Live)


It's turning into a wumfest over on BBC Football Live!

 

No chance, Libby.

Stop with the third-rate wummery, mate.

Besides, this thread is about the footy, not me, yeah?

 

Well at the moment he is trying to regain his attention seeking position from matth

 

He's just trying to lower himself to your standard

 

Boring match but you sense Chelsea aren't even playing at 100%. Utd really do look ****, genuinely amazed Jose's still in the job. Can only presume the Utd hierachy aren't keen on taking a big hit with his severance pay.

Meanwhile:
"Real Madrid are now experiencing the longest goal drought in their history. They have not scored in 464 minutes - the previous record was in April 1985."

They're 2-0 down at home to Levante, I think Lopetegui will be gone if the result doesn't improve.

 

Wouldn't be surprised if Wenger ends up at Real.

 

Marcelo just scored. RCL'd.

 

1-1. First spell of attacking in the second half and they equalise.

 

1-1

Well well.

Mourhino must have put a rocket up some arses, at HT.

 

And now Utd grab one. I've absolutely nailed it.

 

****ing hell