Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Unfortunately I had to pick my middle girl up from the station at 10pm so couldn't even drown my sorrows ... but I do now have a very large class of Mellini reserva Chianti (Blue label) which I am sipping contentedly whilst penning abusive tweets to every one of our useless ****ers ...


(Not actually got a Twitter account - but if I did )

 

So close ... see above

 

Of course with Libby having changed his avi, The Premier League general matchday thread has an EFL badge on it

 

Used to love that in my youth, not had it for years.

 

She drowned mate, let her go ...

 

Are you saying you would like to have a shower with me?

 

Pretty accurate

 

Yes ... now get thee to a nunnery...

 

I remember the name, wouldn't have a clue otherwise.

 

Yes it does ...

 

On a rope ?


Eee old times

 

**** me, I'm usually good at remembering old jokes but had forgotten that one.

 

I'll have to decline... but I'm flattered even so.

 

Guess which club is going to relegate Leicester?

 

Told ya you’d get nisht off Fulham Fosse lad.