General Football Thread

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Before the game they were saying "how many would it be?" "You don't often get to feel confident of a win going into an England game". I said to my gf, "stop saying that! Have you watched us?! it will be 0-0 at HT!"

And here we are. We have dominated without worrying them in any way. Exactly what I was expecting. Like Norwich, England never fail to fail. f*cking awful first half of football. it wasn't even football I don't think


Malta.

Malta!!

They will win at least 3-0 stop stressing your girlfriend out .

 

[KIO]

Stan & Ollie have been hilarious but by all accounts nowhere near as funny as England

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

They will win at least 3-0 stop stressing your girlfriend out .

Can't wait for the full time whistle now. I hope it stays 0-0!

 

[KIO]

I'd put money on NCFC beating this shower of **** in a one off game, Ramsey and Moore must be turning in their graves

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Can't wait for the full time whistle now. I hope it stays 0-0!

It won't

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

Stan & Ollie have been hilarious but by all accounts nowhere near as funny as England

Who is Stan and Ollie? And can I switch from this sh*t?

 

[KIO]

It won't

Nope I'm going for a 1-0 Malta win

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

It won't

Who's going to score?

 

[KIO]

Who is Stan and Ollie? And can I switch from this sh*t?

Seriously ?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Who is Stan and Ollie? And can I switch from this sh*t?

Who's going to score?

England

 

[canary-dave]

Seriously ?

Be fair Rich, he's only ten!

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

Seriously ?

Oh right. I don't know the channel. I didn't know they played really old films

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

Be fair Rich, he's only ten!

Yet make you look immature pretty often. That must be embarrassing.

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

Finally! Kane scores past the Malta GK/binman.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

He means Collymore and Ian Holloway IFML

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

He means Collymore and Ian Holloway IFML

That took you a while to come up with that! Thanks for the effort though.

I've never heard of the channel, I didn't know it was an old film channel.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

That took you a while to come up with that! Thanks for the effort though.

I've never heard of the channel, I didn't know it was an old film channel.

Who are Stan and Ollie ?
(We know you googled it)

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

Who are Stan and Ollie ?

It's a podcast about them taking on jobs, that they have no idea how to do.

 

[ilovedelia]

To ANYONE out there who loves the game of football, the FA, managers coaches ANYONE, please can we have exciting football back!
England playing MALTA..........it's laughable!! We are so ****ing awful it's unbelievable!

 

[Forgot_My_Lines]

To ANYONE out there who loves the game of football, the FA, managers coaches ANYONE, please can we have exciting football back!
England playing MALTA..........it's laughable!! We are so ****ing awful it's unbelievable!

Yup. DD think this is good though.