It's at times like this I'm glad I watched The Thick of It. Stewart Pearson, lead Tory spin doctor, nails it about the Conservatives.
"You know, I've spent the last ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house. Oh, you can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd...homophobic roof-tile, but after a while you begin to realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundation is built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of ****s."
"You know, I've spent the last ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house. Oh, you can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd...homophobic roof-tile, but after a while you begin to realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundation is built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of ****s."