I've not lived in the UK for over 15 years now so I don't read much of your press (except the odd online sports page) so I'm a little out of date on the UK political scene so I'm going to try and make a summary based on this threads post and the opinions of people voting for one of the other parties....
Tory - if you're an evil racist misogynist who hates poor people who won't work, working people who are poor and foreign people who are being here.
Labour - if you're a naive idiot who thinks that more bank holidays, higher minimum wage, and banning zero-hour contracts are good for working people
Libdems - if you're an educated intolerant bigot who loves to theorize about governing but hates pragmatic trade-offs, compromise, or any other values than those you and your mates have talked about over truffle starters.
UKIP - if you're a stupid corrupt racist xenophobic misogynist who still think you can turn the clock back to the 50s.
Greens - if you're so urbanized that you think nature is in a delicate balance and so thick that you think oil companies want to poison the world to death.
SNP - if you're a Scot that voted Remain because it's important to have unifying pan-social governments, and want to leave the UK because remote governments don't care about you.
Tory - if you're an evil racist misogynist who hates poor people who won't work, working people who are poor and foreign people who are being here.
Labour - if you're a naive idiot who thinks that more bank holidays, higher minimum wage, and banning zero-hour contracts are good for working people
Libdems - if you're an educated intolerant bigot who loves to theorize about governing but hates pragmatic trade-offs, compromise, or any other values than those you and your mates have talked about over truffle starters.
UKIP - if you're a stupid corrupt racist xenophobic misogynist who still think you can turn the clock back to the 50s.
Greens - if you're so urbanized that you think nature is in a delicate balance and so thick that you think oil companies want to poison the world to death.
SNP - if you're a Scot that voted Remain because it's important to have unifying pan-social governments, and want to leave the UK because remote governments don't care about you.