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game for adults who haven't grown up yet for me, and kids who have parents that are soft as ****e and run them all over at all times to collect stupid Pokémon's ****e.

Stories popping up all the time about it. Heres me thinking it was a kids cartoon from 15 years ago.
 
Pokemon go.

Wtf is that all about?

Was walking the dog last night and two greasy greebo types were walking towards me, in a vast field, pointing their phones in my direction, I thought they were taking pictures of my dog. I asked them what they were doing and they said something about Pokemon, I just pointed at the river and said I'm sure I saw one swimming in there a few minutes ago.

Boring pair of losers, they'll never get a shag.
 
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Was walking the dog last night and two greasy greebo types were walking towards me, in a vast field, pointing their phones in my direction, I thought they were taking pictures of my dog. I asked them what they were doing and they said something about Pokemon, I just pointed at the river and said I'm sure I saw one swimming in there a few minutes ago.

Boring pair of losers, they'll never get a shag.
did you have a yellow coat on? they might have thought you were a pokey man and wanted to capture you <laugh>
 
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I bumped into Diddles at an event at Sunderland Uni tonight... Looks like he may be starting a course there so I might see a bit more of him..
 
Typical conversation with one of our foremen earlier.

Him. What you do this morning

Me. Nothing. I watched tv.

Him. (Looking puzzled) why you not say look tv.

Me. I dont know, we say watch tv.

Him. (Still puzzled) but you look tv.

Me. Its the same thing. Forget it.


Pause.

Him. Why you wash your tv.

Me. **** it, im going home. Concretes coming this afternoon.


End of day.
 
Typical conversation with one of our foremen earlier.

Him. What you do this morning

Me. Nothing. I watched tv.

Him. (Looking puzzled) why you not say look tv.

Me. I dont know, we say watch tv.

Him. (Still puzzled) but you look tv.

Me. Its the same thing. Forget it.


Pause.

Him. Why you wash your tv.

Me. **** it, im going home. Concretes coming this afternoon.


End of day.

<laugh>
 
[QUOTE="Despicable_Tel, post: 9470765, member: 1008347"]Did you confirm that he's actually left the forum?

Send the man my regards next time you see him please RAW, if you would.[/QUOTE]

Yes mate.. I didn't get the chance to ask him why though, as I had been requested to attend by the caretaker to help get people to leave the building as the arts show was down to finish at half eight, but with fee drink on the menu it was proving difficult..My big gob soon got people moving though..
 
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<laugh>. Some daft ****er in the opposite block walking around his room with nee clothes on. Lights on nee curtains.

Its like an episode of brookside at times.
 
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[QUOTE="Despicable_Tel, post: 9470765, member: 1008347"]Did you confirm that he's actually left the forum?

Send the man my regards next time you see him please RAW, if you would.

Yes mate.. I didn't get the chance to ask him why though, as I had been requested to attend by the caretaker to help get people to leave the building as the arts show was down to finish at half eight, but with fee drink on the menu it was proving difficult..My big gob soon got people moving though..[/QUOTE]

Diddles is a good man. He's met my dad and seen there house.