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The fat Spanish waiter has said he will stop on at Newcastle if they get relegated.

Obviously wants to serve up championship football to the dark side, something else to put on his CV.
 
well that's the end of my working day, just want to wish all you smashers a tip top evening.

Hoping all that get to the match and watch it on the box have a great night.
 
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Zombie killer knives. First time ive heard of them today as i read about some lad being killed by one.

Thats a mean looking knife.
 
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Well, what has Saturday brought me?
Took the wife to work at 6,15.
Mowed the lawn and airated it, then put weed n feed down.
Cleaned the front drive down and weeded that.
2 loads of washing already done and out on the line.
My man (pot hole) cave all tidied up so spick n span.
Greenhouse plants watered.
Just hoovering to do then down the club for a pint I think.
No golf today, yes no ****ling golf today so I better get a shag later.
Out tonight for quiz and a few pints, then golf tomorrow, happy days.
 
Well, what has Saturday brought me?
Took the wife to work at 6,15.
Mowed the lawn and airated it, then put weed n feed down.
Cleaned the front drive down and weeded that.
2 loads of washing already done and out on the line.
My man (pot hole) cave all tidied up so spick n span.
Greenhouse plants watered.
Just hoovering to do then down the club for a pint I think.
No golf today, yes no ****ling golf today so I better get a shag later.
Out tonight for quiz and a few pints, then golf tomorrow, happy days.

Until the pint part. I felt like hoying mesel of the balcony.
 
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