Off Topic General chat

Bradford fire. 31 years ago today.

 

The fat Spanish waiter has said he will stop on at Newcastle if they get relegated.

Obviously wants to serve up championship football to the dark side, something else to put on his CV.

 

It's because its a big club!

 

It's because he has no other offers.

 

its because he is being paid thousands a week.

 

it's because Pochettino hasn't gone to Manchester yet

 

thought it was because he could see light at the end of the dark side.

 

well that's the end of my working day, just want to wish all you smashers a tip top evening.

Hoping all that get to the match and watch it on the box have a great night.

 

Wheez gonna de the match thread?

GA has been the lucky mascot with the last 2.

 

I was obviously compiling (stealing and editing) it when you posted this

 

Zombie killer knives. First time ive heard of them today as i read about some lad being killed by one.

Thats a mean looking knife.

 

Nice tool.

 

Well, what has Saturday brought me?
Took the wife to work at 6,15.
Mowed the lawn and airated it, then put weed n feed down.
Cleaned the front drive down and weeded that.
2 loads of washing already done and out on the line.
My man (pot hole) cave all tidied up so spick n span.
Greenhouse plants watered.
Just hoovering to do then down the club for a pint I think.
No golf today, yes no ****ling golf today so I better get a shag later.
Out tonight for quiz and a few pints, then golf tomorrow, happy days.

 

Until the pint part. I felt like hoying mesel of the balcony.

 

Eurovision. Does anyone actually watch that ****e?

 

Sometimes it's good for a laugh.

 

So you watching it tonight?

 

Probably not.

 

Im having a Satada neet in.

 

Aye, me anarl.
Might just **** off to bed.