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crumble bungle said:
Just come into work this morning and found out that the Director, the Operations Director, the sales manager and the Technical compliance manager along with the accounts director are all off on holiday.
These are the people who said that not more than 25% of your department are allowed to be off at the same time, just goes to show the double standards of this place, makes my piss boil as they refused a lad his summer holidays as it clashed with another electricians on his team....cnuts.
With these being off it leaves the running of the company for a minimum of 3 days to the stores supervisor, no wonder we are going to **** <laugh><laugh><laugh>
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One of my old bosses actually contacted me not long ago, asking for me to introduce him to one of my contacts in Brazil.

You never know when you'll be presented with an opportunity to ****ing humiliate somebody who once went out of their way to be a **** to you.
 
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Tel said:
One of my old bosses actually contacted me not long ago, asking for me to introduce him to one of my contacts in Brazil.

You never know when you'll be presented with an opportunity to ****ing humiliate somebody who once went out of their way to be a **** to you.
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What goes around comes around and dont it feel good
 
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marcusblackcat said:
Would've loved to have seen Keano being able to make a go of it here longer term - think he would've been good for the club TBH!
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He said Short didn't see him as his man, which is fair enough every owner will be wanting their own men, I just wonder if Short regrets that now.

Keane was a phenomenal player, but as a pundit I think he thrives on being controversial because his insight and analysis is just weak in comparison to Neville and Carragher, and as a manager, he'd never really succeed in this era at a top level, the players are far too removed from what he was, the modern footballer just won't buy into his ethics.
 
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Tel said:
One of my old bosses actually contacted me not long ago, asking for me to introduce him to one of my contacts in Brazil.

You never know when you'll be presented with an opportunity to ****ing humiliate somebody who once went out of their way to be a **** to you.
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opportunities like that are worth their weight in gold.
 
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Tel said:
He said Short didn't see him as his man, which is fair enough every owner will be wanting their own men, I just wonder if Short regrets that now.

Keane was a phenomenal player, but as a pundit I think he thrives on being controversial because his insight and analysis is just weak in comparison to Neville and Carragher, and as a manager, he'd never really succeed in this era at a top level, the players are far too removed from what he was, the modern footballer just won't buy into his ethics.
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Inspite if all the preparation he made going into his managerial career I just don't think he's cut out for the job.

He's better off being a shock jock pundit than a manager.
 
Burly Hurley said:
Inspite if all the preparation he made going into his managerial career I just don't think he's cut out for the job.

He's better off being a shock jock pundit than a manager.
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He's generally just a bitter tosser now, either digging out former players/managers or highlighting how he's more of a man than the modern footballer, which is why I brought the article to Stu's attention.

I don't think he's in any position really to criticise a manager who has won everything, when he's won absolutely nothing of note, as a manager.

But like I say, some things are true, there's a time for talking, you get 3 months in the summer to talk, just shutup and get on with it, cos we all know moaning has never changed anything in football.
 
Got this emailed to me this morning.

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the

exchanges were taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you

WITNESS: My name is Susan

_____________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________ ______

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________ _ ______

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS:July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________ _ _______

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________ _ ___

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________ _ ________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,

he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_____________________________ ______

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
_____________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?

_____________________________ _ ___________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) wasAugust 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
______________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_____________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

._____________________________ _ ___________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
______________________________ ______


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________ _ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

_____________________________ _ _________

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

_____________________________ _ ___________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
_____________________________ _______

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
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Tel said:
He said Short didn't see him as his man, which is fair enough every owner will be wanting their own men, I just wonder if Short regrets that now.

Keane was a phenomenal player, but as a pundit I think he thrives on being controversial because his insight and analysis is just weak in comparison to Neville and Carragher, and as a manager, he'd never really succeed in this era at a top level, the players are far too removed from what he was, the modern footballer just won't buy into his ethics.
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I agree in every sense , cannot comment on the scouser can't understand a bloody word he's says,players like RK have no place in football any more on the pitch due to the ethics adopted now.
Could JM have handled RK and his like ? probably RK is suffering like myself from ( I remember when syndrome) , could be a box office pay per view no holds barred interview between the two,with guests like Patrick Vera and alf hagaland not forgetting Mick McCarthy and others like the Chelsea club doctor , Harry hill would come on at the end and say there's only one way to sort this out....FIGHT
 
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Im of to the barnes. Havnt been for years.

Black/grey shirt. Say hi if ya spot me. Or just leg it.
 
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