One of my old bosses actually contacted me not long ago, asking for me to introduce him to one of my contacts in Brazil. You never know when you'll be presented with an opportunity to ****ing humiliate somebody who once went out of their way to be a **** to you.
Just for you @airace http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ed-boss-jose-mourinho-over-fixture-complaints Roy Keane has gone savage on Jose Mourinho. TBH, I think Keane has made some good points, but he should appreciate that there's more than one way to manage a team.
Would've loved to have seen Keano being able to make a go of it here longer term - think he would've been good for the club TBH!
He said Short didn't see him as his man, which is fair enough every owner will be wanting their own men, I just wonder if Short regrets that now. Keane was a phenomenal player, but as a pundit I think he thrives on being controversial because his insight and analysis is just weak in comparison to Neville and Carragher, and as a manager, he'd never really succeed in this era at a top level, the players are far too removed from what he was, the modern footballer just won't buy into his ethics.
Inspite if all the preparation he made going into his managerial career I just don't think he's cut out for the job. He's better off being a shock jock pundit than a manager.
He's generally just a bitter tosser now, either digging out former players/managers or highlighting how he's more of a man than the modern footballer, which is why I brought the article to Stu's attention. I don't think he's in any position really to criticise a manager who has won everything, when he's won absolutely nothing of note, as a manager. But like I say, some things are true, there's a time for talking, you get 3 months in the summer to talk, just shutup and get on with it, cos we all know moaning has never changed anything in football.
Got this emailed to me this morning. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy? ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you WITNESS: My name is Susan _____________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. _____________________________ ______ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________ _ ______ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS:July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________ _ _______ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _____________________________ _ ___ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________ _ ________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _____________________________ ______ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ. _____________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _____________________________ _ ___________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) wasAugust 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ______________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? _____________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ._____________________________ _ ___________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. ______________________________ ______ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _____________________________ _ ________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _____________________________ _ _________ ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around8:30 PM. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. _____________________________ _ ___________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? _____________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
I agree in every sense , cannot comment on the scouser can't understand a bloody word he's says,players like RK have no place in football any more on the pitch due to the ethics adopted now. Could JM have handled RK and his like ? probably RK is suffering like myself from ( I remember when syndrome) , could be a box office pay per view no holds barred interview between the two,with guests like Patrick Vera and alf hagaland not forgetting Mick McCarthy and others like the Chelsea club doctor , Harry hill would come on at the end and say there's only one way to sort this out....FIGHT
Gayist is better than gayest Comm How was the south side of the river? You obviously managed to get back north of it somehow!
