Off Topic General chat

39 hours

 

I've never understood how, in popular culture, vampires are regarded as better/nicer than werewolves.
They're often portrayed as the better option for you to have one of your friends turn into (for want of a better example).

But, if you had a friend who was a werewolf, you'd only have to worry about him for a couple of nights a month, and, if you could lock him up for that time, you'd both be fine.

A vampire however, would be after blood every single night.

Or in short: werewolves= a bit of a pain, vampires=total arsewipes.

 

Well I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright Nooooooooowwwwww!

 

Do you ever see sexy werewolf'es?

Coffin closed

 

A mystery surely as great as the meaning of life itself ;-)

 

I can honestly say, I've never looked for one.

 

So you just make quirks? Whilst living in your attic with dolls and cushions.

 

41hours. DeathComm1.

Best i **** of to bed.

 

Ronaldo earned $88m in the last 12 months.

Poor bastard.

 

That's not as much as it sounds. In sterling its only about £50m quid.


Oh....err..... poor bastard!!!

 

Saw this and thought of Tel

 

One's wife has revisited the cheap ket shop and bought more sherbet fountains (10 for a£).

I WILL make them last longer this time.

 

I can picture you snorting sherbet from a huge pile on the coffee table and wildly rubbing it on your gums.

 

Stop looking in the window then!



And get off my roof!!!!!!

 

Never!!

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1709476/seagull-dyed-orange-after-falling-into-curry-vat

Gotta laugh. Seagull madras anyone.

 

Oh-oh... The first Jihadi seagull has arrived on our shores.

 

Suicide bomber takes on a whole new meaning.

 

Daylight again

Must gan to bed
6am nearly again.

****

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1709496/activists-edge-closer-to-outlawing-brutal-fgm

****. That was grim reading. Fgm