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commachio1 said:
Daylights a coming. Time for vampires to snooze soon.
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I've never understood how, in popular culture, vampires are regarded as better/nicer than werewolves.
They're often portrayed as the better option for you to have one of your friends turn into (for want of a better example).

But, if you had a friend who was a werewolf, you'd only have to worry about him for a couple of nights a month, and, if you could lock him up for that time, you'd both be fine.

A vampire however, would be after blood every single night.

Or in short: werewolves= a bit of a pain, vampires=total arsewipes.
 
Nathan Brazil said:
I've never understood how, in popular culture, vampires are regarded as better/nicer than werewolves.
They're often portrayed as the better option for you to have one of your friends turn into (for want of a better example).

But, if you had a friend who was a werewolf, you'd only have to worry about him for a couple of nights a month, and, if you could lock him up for that time, you'd both be fine.

A vampire however, would be after blood every single night.

Or in short: werewolves= a bit of a pain, vampires=total arsewipes.
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Well I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright Nooooooooowwwwww!
 
Nathan Brazil said:
I've never understood how, in popular culture, vampires are regarded as better/nicer than werewolves.
They're often portrayed as the better option for you to have one of your friends turn into (for want of a better example).

But, if you had a friend who was a werewolf, you'd only have to worry about him for a couple of nights a month, and, if you could lock him up for that time, you'd both be fine.

A vampire however, would be after blood every single night.

Or in short: werewolves= a bit of a pain, vampires=total arsewipes.
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Do you ever see sexy werewolf'es?

Coffin closed
 
Nathan Brazil said:
I've never understood how, in popular culture, vampires are regarded as better/nicer than werewolves.
They're often portrayed as the better option for you to have one of your friends turn into (for want of a better example).

But, if you had a friend who was a werewolf, you'd only have to worry about him for a couple of nights a month, and, if you could lock him up for that time, you'd both be fine.

A vampire however, would be after blood every single night.

Or in short: werewolves= a bit of a pain, vampires=total arsewipes.
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A mystery surely as great as the meaning of life itself ;-)
 
One's wife has revisited the cheap ket shop and bought more sherbet fountains (10 for a£).

I WILL make them last longer this time.
 
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