I went to my first yodelling lesson last week. The receptionist said: "If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue."
Jesus Christ.. They are not just attending our games, but turning up to change the seats now.. please log in to view this image
Someone better check their work though mind! They're probably facing backwards, which they'd prefer at the minute watching them lose every week at St James Park.
Just saw this on one of my friends' facebook pages They were filling up with petrol the other day and, as they were going to pay, saw a woman filling up with a lit cigarette in her mouth. Police were literally sitting watching. As she paid for her fuel and walked out of the petrol station, the woman started screaming and her arm was on fire. She was waving it around trying to put the fire out. The police came over and helped put out the fire, but then slapped the cuffs on her. Being a nosey **** my friend asked why they were arresting. Copper replied "For waving a firearm"..... I'll get me coat
Just went to get my Dracula costume for tonight and the daft woman gave a me a Mag shirt.. I said hey love, you must have misheard me.. I said I wanted to look like a count..
This must be a mistake.. The sky pundits say the mags sell out away every week regardless of how bad they are.. T please log in to view this image
Leicester player got booked last week for taking his shirt off with a message underneath, Bamba takes his off today and no card. Of all the things to not be consistent about, it's not like there are any grey areas did he take the shirt off yes it's a card.
