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Just been watching football's funniest moments featuring this gem that I'd forgotten about:

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Apparently to this day he insists it never happened and was...CGI or something? A bird **** in your mouth mate, funny as ****.
 
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SAFC Nacho said:
Just been watching football's funniest moments featuring this gem that I'd forgotten about:

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Apparently to this day he insists it never happened and was...CGI or something? A bird **** in your mouth mate, funny as ****.
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It's disgusting innit.
 
Safc83 said:
£680 for a Q? <yikes>
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Worked out just under a ton a gram. Worth it. Pure as ****. You can get a gram for 40 here but you can put the whole gram up your nose in ten minutes. Worth every penny was this sniff. Can't be half high on ****e at our hoochie coochie private table.
 
Bri OBE said:
Worked out just under a ton a gram. Worth it. Pure as ****. You can get a gram for 40 here but you can put the whole gram up your nose in ten minutes. Worth every penny was this sniff. Can't be half high on ****e at our hoochie coochie private table.
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I know what it is, fella. Prices must be different where we are. About 2 years ago, I was able to get a Q for £500, and a 'full un' for £1800.

40 quid a gram or 3 for 100? ha. I'd tell them to ram it, as well <laugh>
 
Safc83 said:
I know what it is, fella. Prices must be different where we are. About 2 years ago, I was able to get a Q for £500, and a 'full un' for £1800.

40 quid a gram or 3 for 100? ha. I'd tell them to ram it, as well <laugh>
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It was when Hoochie Coochie had just opened so it will have been the winter of 11/12.

It's not a drug I've really abused, just for a short time over that period. It's too short lived a high for me, I liked my MDMA and Acid, off my chops for hours<laugh>. But as a group we were flush at the time so we got on it as you do when you've all got money.
 
Safc83 said:
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Wow, he picked a great time and place to have the most embarrassing moment of his life.

I heard a theory once that people **** themselves as an animal reaction to danger, as a way to lighten their bodies for a faster escape. Probably nonsense.
 
SAFC Nacho said:
Wow, he picked a great time and place to have the most embarrassing moment of his life.

I heard a theory once that people **** themselves as an animal reaction to danger, as a way to lighten their bodies for a faster escape. Probably nonsense.
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Never happened to me like. I've pissed myself once, through fear.
 
Safc83 said:
Never happened to me like. I've pissed myself once, through fear.
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It'd be for the same reason I imagine if there's any truth in the theory. Not saying I believe it necessarily but the human body has a purpose for everything it does.
 
SAFC Nacho said:
It'd be for the same reason I imagine if there's any truth in the theory. Not saying I believe it necessarily but the human body has a purpose for everything it does.
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Not sure, mate. I've never heard of people ****ting themselves when in certain situations.

I know a lad who kidnapped two coppers in Gateshead, he handcuffed them to each other and was putting a gun in their mouths, to torment them. He said the scruffy ****ers (his words) both pissed themselves. He never mentioned anything about ****ting, though <laugh>
 
SAFC Nacho said:
Wow, he picked a great time and place to have the most embarrassing moment of his life.

I heard a theory once that people **** themselves as an animal reaction to danger, as a way to lighten their bodies for a faster escape. Probably nonsense.
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You might have heard it from someone who reckoned that sharks circled humans so they **** themselves and therefore tasted better.
 
SAFC Nacho said:
Wow, he picked a great time and place to have the most embarrassing moment of his life.

I heard a theory once that people **** themselves as an animal reaction to danger, as a way to lighten their bodies for a faster escape. Probably nonsense.
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It's not nonsense it's part of 'fight or flight' and in this case it's 'flight' which means ****ting your pants and running away. There's more biology behind it than that like!

I've never shat myself out of fear, but I reckon if I had to do a Tyrolean Traverse or something like that I'd proper fill my duds up.
 
Great goal although the keeper dribbling around like a roofied Mertesacker should have cost them a goal.
 
This isn't good...


An attack on two Polish men just hours after a march and vigil in honour of a Pole murdered in the same town was a "potential hate crime", police said.

Four or five men outside the William Aylmer pub in Harlow attacked the pair on Sunday morning, officers said.

One victim suffered a broken nose, the other a cut to his head.

Supt Trevor Roe said the "vicious and horrible attack" in Kitson Way was not being linked to the fatal attack on Arek Jozwik in the town last weekend.

The assault happened at 03:35 BST, less than 12 hours after hundreds of people - including Poles from across the UK - gathered in the town for a silent march to remember Mr Jozwik.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-37270519
 
Safc83 said:
This isn't good...


An attack on two Polish men just hours after a march and vigil in honour of a Pole murdered in the same town was a "potential hate crime", police said.

Four or five men outside the William Aylmer pub in Harlow attacked the pair on Sunday morning, officers said.

One victim suffered a broken nose, the other a cut to his head.

Supt Trevor Roe said the "vicious and horrible attack" in Kitson Way was not being linked to the fatal attack on Arek Jozwik in the town last weekend.

The assault happened at 03:35 BST, less than 12 hours after hundreds of people - including Poles from across the UK - gathered in the town for a silent march to remember Mr Jozwik.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-37270519
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I agree not good.

In the way the press make a big deal out of small matters.

Scaremongering at its finest.
 
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