GC

[Hoddle is a god]

@A.L.D.O 4.1

I'm not Jewish, but a part of me kinda is.

Can you guess which part?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I miss Sky.

Shoulda payed the bill then ya grasping Yid.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

@A.L.D.O 4.1

I'm not Jewish, but a part of me kinda is.

Can you guess which part?

Your lack of personality?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Your lack of personality?

Nope.

Very cold.

I'll give you a clue. When I rub it, it's magic.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Nope.

Very cold.

I'll give you a clue. When I rub it, it's magic.

Your penchant for tedium?

 

[Archers Road]

Archies stylee

Bore the egg until it jumps into boiling water in attempt to end it all.

Set fire to the grass around the caravan.

Least I get to eat the egg. You just end up wearing it.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Your penchant for tedium?

Very cold.

I'll give you one last clue.

When I squeeze it, the end doubles in size.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Least I get to eat the egg. You just end up wearing it.

Oooft ffs Archie you can do better than that. Next you'll be telling me that your Da is bigger than my Da

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Very cold.

I'll give you one last clue.

When I squeeze it, the end doubles in size.

Your colostomy bag?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Your colostomy bag?

We have a winner!

 

[luvgonzo]

Don't fink i did tbh.

Must have been someone else then.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

We have a winner!

Yaaaaay what do i win?

Not the chicken soup again please.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Must have been someone else then.

Probably some Spurs fan. They like chickens.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yaaaaay what do i win?

The contents of my bag.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

The contents of my bag.

I thought that was what you have been spouting on here for years tbf.

Just donate my winnings to charity please.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Like **** you have!

Those boys would string you up from the nearest tree by your testicles as soon as you started coming out with your babbling ****, Bambi! Let's not pretend that we both don't know that, okay!

Quentin ....stop being a twat ...

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Can I just make something clear, to brb...

I know that Sky has been thrown in the Cooler, and you all know what I think about that kind of behaviour, so I am not going to repeat myself. Regardless, I expect Sky to come back a fitter and stronger man, with no animosity towards those who did him wrong (the same as me, every time I get released).

However, the fact remains that it was PIXIE who encouraged and goaded me into starting that thread on GC, and which indirectly led to poor Sky getting his ass canned.

I'm not grassing (I'm saying this in the open, after all), and I am not asking for anyone to get banned - that isn't my style, as you all know - but I just wanted brb to be put in possession of the full facts.

Ban Pikie Kev the Yiddish poster ratted him out.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Ban Pikie Kev the Yiddish poster ratted him out.

Thanks for that, DD.

However, I wouldn't want the silly ****er banned, no matter that he did me gravely wrong.

You won't know this, but Pixie once grassed me up to brb, and got me banned. What made it worse is that it was on the back of a complete pack of lies!

To be fair to brb, when he found out, he recanted my banning immediately, and when the lads on this board found out about the grassing-up, Pixie (who is a Gooner, by the way), was roundly condemned by all the lads. I wrote an epic thread in which I exonerated brb and forgave Pixie. If I hadn't done that, I think the lads would have lynched the pair of them.

I'm not vindictive, see, DD.

I suppose what I'm saying is, go easy on the little fella, yeah, my friend? He's a Gooner; he's got enough troubles, as it is, mate.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Aldo stylin distribution operative

 

[Zanjinho]

@A.L.D.O 4.1

I'm not Jewish, but a part of me kinda is.

Can you guess which part?

The bit on your forehead?