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Archers Road said:
There is something of the night about them, for sure. Something to do with years in the shadow of their neighbours, perhaps.


They'd have a long way to go to match Rangers fans for pure bitterness and hatred though, dontcha think?
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The bitterness and hatred is fine imho. It's the constant whinging and acting like, well like Jews i suppose, that really rips my knitting.
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Why are Spurs fans such a bunch of ****s?

(Asking for a friend)
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And after we lent you the outstanding talents of Dominic Ball and Nathan Oduwa.
Still pissed that they'd rather play for Rotherham and Olimpija Ljublljana, I guess.
 
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Spurlock said:
Maybe you are just a fat **** and that rips your knitting?

(Asking for a friend)
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Nup, sorry Issac but i am a healthy specimen of human perfection but even if i was a fat ****, that wouldn't rip my knitting. I would.just knit to the appropriate size, wash it at low temperature and never put it in the dryer.

Yer welcome again.
 
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A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Nup, sorry Issac but i am a healthy specimen of human perfection but even if i was a fat ****, that wouldn't rip my knitting. I would.just knit to the appropriate size, wash it at low temperature and never put it in the dryer.

Yer welcome again.
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Fair enough...you've obviously had this line of questioning before, top reply.
 
Spurlock said:
Fair enough...you've obviously had this line of questioning before, top reply.
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Common sense household management i think you'll find bruv.

You really should know this ****.

Next lesson...How to boil an egg.
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Common sense household management i think you'll find bruv.

You really should know this ****.

Next lesson...How to boil an egg.
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Cold water onto the egg or the egg into cold water?

I manage to get it wrong now and again...then the skin sticks and the egg comes off in clumps..shell everywhere.
 
Archers Road said:
How to boil an egg, Asbo stylee.

1) Turn down TV
2) Shout "Oi, babes, boil us a ****ing egg. And get us another beer while your at it".
3) Bunch fist
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Archies stylee

Bore the egg until it jumps into boiling water in attempt to end it all.

Set fire to the grass around the caravan.
 
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