Friday Laughter Thread

[DevAdvocate]

So, guy convicted of **** all beaten half to death is ok by you.

You Sir, are scum.

He never got convicted because he got the tar knocked out of him before any decision was made on his guilt

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I know it's Arry Oods pub but when I was in there a long while back it was full of Gers watching a game on TV

Thats Uddy for ye . Weirdos the lot of them . It's Boyd Tunnocks fault .

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Or Fred West? Or Jimmy Saville? Or John Lennon?

Wit did John Lennon do ? I know some of his lyrics were criminal but ....

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Thats Uddy for ye . Weirdos the lot of them . It's Boyd Tunnocks fault .

Is that his real name?

 

[Deleted 1]

Wit did John Lennon do ? I know some of his lyrics were criminal but ....

Not sure he did anything but it's wishful thinking on my part

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Is that his real name?

It is . Boyd ....it's a doozy in it .

I wonder if the guy at the court does requests ? Boyd Tunnock mate .....DO HIM IN .

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Not sure he did anything but it's wishful thinking on my part

He did narry that claiket Jap bint though . He should have got time In a rubber room fir that .

 

[Mind The Duck]

A cop got a kicking

How can this be spun negatively?

 

[Deleted 1]

A cop got a kicking

How can this be spun negatively?

. "Look at me being controversial everybody"

 

[Medro]

No, he probably got beaten up outside court for no reason at all.

OR

The father of one of his victims (possibly the victim himself) beat the **** out of him.


I can live with the latter.

So found guilty in the eyes of....you.

That's okay then.

What have I told you before about practicing what you preach.

 

[Toby]

. "Look at me being controversial everybody"

Mindro lives a lonely existence...

 

[DevAdvocate]

So found guilty in the eyes of....you.

That's okay then.

What have I told you before about practicing what you preach.

I paid no attention to anything you ever said.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

he did narry that claiket jap bint though . He should have got time in a rubber room fir that .

mother russia wid ye?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

mother russia wid ye?

Oooft !

Probably

 

[Mind The Duck]

A cop got a kicking

How can this be spun negatively?

. "Look at me being controversial everybody"

You find a dislike of police "controversial"

Do you knit by any chance?

 

[Mind The Duck]

. "Look at me being controversial everybody"

Mindro lives a lonely existence...

"Look at me Dan...Dan, Dan, look at me"

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

You find a dislike of police "controversial"

Do you knit by any chance?

I don't think you understand what he means.

He's saying you are attention seeking by acting, what you imagine to be, controversial.

Really you're just a spacker.

 

[Deleted 1]

I don't think you understand what he means.

He's saying you are attention seeking by acting, what you imagine to be, controversial.

Really you're just a spacker.

Thank you MD - it's like a 9 year old sitting on the back of the school bus going "look it's the pigs". Mindy tells me my humour is all Red dwarf - his is still the ****ing young ones

 

[Mind The Duck]

You find a dislike of police "controversial"

Do you knit by any chance?

I don't think you understand what he means.

He's saying you are attention seeking by acting, what you imagine to be, controversial.

Really you're just a spacker.

Says the attention seeker

 

[Mind The Duck]

I don't think you understand what he means.

He's saying you are attention seeking by acting, what you imagine to be, controversial.

Really you're just a spacker.

Thank you MD - it's like a 9 year old sitting on the back of the school bus going "look it's the pigs". Mindy tells me my humour is all Red dwarf - his is still the ****ing young ones

There you go again, Rimmer