Friday Laughter Thread

He never got convicted because he got the tar knocked out of him before any decision was made on his guilt

 

Thats Uddy for ye . Weirdos the lot of them . It's Boyd Tunnocks fault .

 

Wit did John Lennon do ? I know some of his lyrics were criminal but ....

 

Is that his real name?

 

Not sure he did anything but it's wishful thinking on my part

 

It is . Boyd ....it's a doozy in it .

I wonder if the guy at the court does requests ? Boyd Tunnock mate .....DO HIM IN .

 

He did narry that claiket Jap bint though . He should have got time In a rubber room fir that .

 

A cop got a kicking

How can this be spun negatively?

 

. "Look at me being controversial everybody"

 

So found guilty in the eyes of....you.

That's okay then.

What have I told you before about practicing what you preach.

 

Mindro lives a lonely existence...

 

I paid no attention to anything you ever said.

 

mother russia wid ye?

 

Oooft !

Probably

 

You find a dislike of police "controversial"

Do you knit by any chance?

 

"Look at me Dan...Dan, Dan, look at me"

 

I don't think you understand what he means.

He's saying you are attention seeking by acting, what you imagine to be, controversial.

Really you're just a spacker.

 

Thank you MD - it's like a 9 year old sitting on the back of the school bus going "look it's the pigs". Mindy tells me my humour is all Red dwarf - his is still the ****ing young ones

 

Says the attention seeker

 

There you go again, Rimmer