Friday Fred

[littleDinosaurLuke]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23629379

So Hull City are to be renamed Hull City Tigers - in the style of a U.S sports team. Just what English football needs.

No doubt other clubs will be following suit, especially those with a large following in the U.S

Can we have some sensible suggestions for the renaming of the other 91 of our league clubs?

Strictly no wumming, of course

 

[Spurm]

Tottenham Hotspur Spurs
Arsenal Arses

 

[Spurm]

Maybe this is why we are popular at the mo in america, we already have an american type name:
The Tottenham Hotspurs

The Arse Nils

 

[Freundian Slip]

Arse Raiders

 

[Spurm]

Arse Cowboys

Arse Redr(w)ings

 

[Wandering Yid]

Arsenal cock munchers
Arsenal cum guzzlers

This is fun

 

[Spurm]

I'm liking that we are all strictly adherring to the 'no wumming' part.

 

[junction8spurs]

Goons - The Islington Pikies
Fulham - Cottaging men

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Liverpool Martyrs
Manchester Imperialists
Fulham Ogres
Stoke Morlocks

 

[Spurm]

West Ham Wide Boys
Liverpool Historians

 

[junction8spurs]

West Hoofball
Stoke City Rugby Union FC
Delia's choir

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Crawley Creeps (more fitting if Steve Evans was still there)
Blackburn Lemmings

 

[Spurm]

Chelsea Chavs, of course.
Man City Oil Barrons

 

[Spurm]

Tottenham Hotspur Total Legends

That one is totally objective btw

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Islington Immigrants
Milton Keynes Shoggoths
Watford Vespasians
Croydon Plastics (that gives you a few choices...)

 

[Roo]

these answers were not what I was expecting!

brilliant!

 

[Wandering Yid]

I propose all teams north of Birmingham get the suffix 'Northern c****'

 

[SpursDisciple]

Arse Bandits

 

[Spurm]

Chelsea Chutney Ferrets

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

West Ham should become the Claret Arrows, as a tribute to the most famous aerial display team.
The Woolwich Bankers would suit that mob down the road and also work as rhyming slang.