Friday 13th

[lamby]

Not football related but I've only been up for two hours and already the wife has pranged the car, I slipped and twisted my ankle and one of the kids managed to pull down a curtain rail! Now I see it's Friday the 13th!

Not normally superstitious but I'm off to salute a magpie, meet a black cat and find a four leaf clover whilst touching wood!

Any-one out there particularly unlucky or superstitious?

 

[olddellboy]

I am out later to kick a black cat, whilst smashing two mirrors while walking under a ladder!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

If you don't touch wood, cross your fingers or throw salt over your shoulder, Joe appears on any thread about superstition.

 

[lamby]

I am out later to kick a black cat, whilst smashing two mirrors while walking under a ladder!

Before you go out don't forget to pass some-one on the stairs whilst opening your umbrella!

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

I'm staying in bed it is much safer.

 

[Andoversaint]

Just walked under a ladder, Im sh1tting myself.

 

[Wisescummer]

Not football related but I've only been up for two hours and already the wife has pranged the car, I slipped and twisted my ankle and one of the kids managed to pull down a curtain rail! Now I see it's Friday the 13th!

Why was your car in your kitchen?

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Just walked under a ladder, Im sh1tting myself.

More importantly, why was a ladder in the bathroom?

 

[Andoversaint]

Bloke I work with, his wife has just left him!!!!!!

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Bloke I work with, his wife has just left him!!!!!!

I've handcuffed the very lovely Mrs Godders to the bed so no chance of that happening.

 

[----HistoryRepeating----]

I found a four leaf clover on Tuesday with my kid..............had a terrible week since then with one thing or another, so I'm looking forward to seeing what today brings.

 

[hotbovril]

I've handcuffed the very lovely Mrs Godders to the bed so no chance of that happening.

Do your handcuffs see much use Godders?

 

[Wisescummer]

Do your handcuffs see much use Godders?

What Godders may or may not get up to in the privacy of his own home is entirely up to him. And I hope for the sake of all of us it remains private.

 

[lamby]

Why was your car in your kitchen?

The way my missus drives it would be safer in the sodding kitchen!

 

[Wisescummer]

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Beware, Women drivers!

 

[Dan]

Woke up with a painful shoulder after sleeping on it funny... so... pretty unlucky. Friday 13th out to get me with it's infallible superstition/

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Do your handcuffs see much use Godders?

They're pretty poor really just some cheap plastic things from Ann Summers shop. The don't lock and don't fit and come of very easily but the very lovely Mrs Godders joins in with the spirit of it all.

 

[Wisescummer]

Hello Breakfast, nice to see you again...

 

[Saint_Nom]

Not football related but I've only been up for two hours and already the wife has pranged the car, I slipped and twisted my ankle and one of the kids managed to pull down a curtain rail! Now I see it's Friday the 13th!

Not normally superstitious but I'm off to salute a magpie, meet a black cat and find a four leaf clover whilst touching wood!
Any-one out there particularly unlucky or superstitious?

What you do in your private life is up to you, but please no need to share it with us all.

 

[Wisescummer]

I feel sorry for the cat if you meet him whilst touching wood. What is the poor moggy going to think!