Im a fair man HiaG and i hear your plight, i realise you will be a lost Nan an utterly destroyed soul without your bum fluff friend.
However, being the honest and sincere upstanding citizen that i am, i am happy to reach an agreement for your siamese twin immediate release.
This is not like a no brexit deal, i do barter, but i need blood man, a grass is a grass and in the not606 mafia world reputations are at stake.
So here's the deal, for the release of piskie you have to choose someone to take his place, but you only get two choices bro, so maybe flip a coin;
Skylarker or Slycock....
THE CHOICE IS YOURS