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[Archers Road]

They have wings and sit on clouds playing harps.

Guinness makes you gay.

Not sure about the wings. But Heaven looks a lot like Cheltenham race course in March, and no **** plays the Harp.

Gays are of course permitted in heaven - this is the 21st Century after all - no gay proddies though, sorry mate.

 

[Uncle Colm]

They have wings and sit on clouds playing harps.

Guinness makes you gay.

Hello sailor.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Not sure about the wings. But Heaven looks a lot like Cheltenham race course in March, and no **** plays the Harp.

Gays are of course permitted in heaven - this is the 21st Century after all - no gay proddies though, sorry mate.

I'm neither gay or a proddie. There will be no heaven for me because I don't believe in God.

Anyhoo, who the fùck wants to spend the rest of eternity with a bunch of dogooders.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Hello sailor.

Aweright petal?

Hows your bum for lovebites?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

@Minxy finally turns up. Three days late and a dollar short.



@luvgonzo now your chance mate. Catch her while you can.

 

[luvgonzo]

@Minxy finally turns up. Three days late and a dollar short.



@luvgonzo now your chance mate. Catch her while you can.

Just got a PM.

 

[Edelman]

I don’t know anyone in the real world who drinks real ale and isn’t a massive thundercunt.
Asking about hops(?) and **** whilst stroking there stupid goatees at the bar. Just **** off so i can get my pitcher of carling.

You complete lower class underling !
I guess some just can't be taught !

 

[Archers Road]

I'm neither gay or a proddie. There will be no heaven for me because I don't believe in God.

Anyhoo, who the fùck wants to spend the rest of eternity with a bunch of dogooders.

Jesus loves you Asbo. He knows you’re a bit of a ****, but he forgives you, am hearing...

 

[Minxy]

@Minxy finally turns up. Three days late and a dollar short.



@luvgonzo now your chance mate. Catch her while you can.

I do still like to come on here occasionally .... but have a low boredom threshold .... only made it to P5

.... so can someone tell me .... is he or isn't he dead?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I do still like to come on here occasionally .... but have a low boredom threshold .... only made it to P5

.... so can someone tell me .... is he or isn't he dead?

He's not dead, yet!

DUM DUM DUM !

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Jesus loves you Asbo. He knows you’re a bit of a ****, but he forgives you, am hearing...

Jesus, that cùnt loves everybody.

Slut!

 

[Minxy]

He's not dead, yet!

DUM DUM DUM !

Do you have a plan ?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Do you have a plan ?

Not at all. Kev and me are best buddies.

 

[Bald Archie]

I do still like to come on here occasionally .... but have a low boredom threshold .... only made it to P5

.... so can someone tell me .... is he or isn't he dead?

Probably wishes he was after last nights shenanigans.

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[Minxy]

Not at all. Kev and me are best buddies.

are you intimate ?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Probably wishes he was after last nights shenanigans.

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Badly let down by his fellow supermods I'm hearing.

Sommit to do with boredom levels.

 

[brb]

Badly let down by his fellow supermods I'm hearing.

Sommit to do with boredom levels.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

are you intimate ?

Only at the weekend Sweets.

What about yourself?

 

[Minxy]

Only at the weekend Sweets.

What about yourself?

I use him as & when I have needs

.... I wondered why he says no at weekends

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I use him as & when I have needs

.... I wondered why he says no at weekends

Well you only ever take a bath on a Monday night so...