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Smug in Boots said:
RTG man, it's like open day at a mental hospital <laugh>

"Bob has sent me a PM with more detailed info just for the record and it not a tasty Mexican fish. I’m not saying anything like cos it’s his info and it’s up to him what he shares on here but if it develops as he’s described or similar I’ll tell folk afterwards. He has named a person involved known in football which would probably be the key point. I’ve no idea if it’ll happen or if he was given the right info but it’s a change in direction. That’s the gyst."

The 'gyst' is that Bob said absolutely nowt in any of his posts and now his buddy is saying nowt in his defence.

Seriously, some of these people are deranged.
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www.safc.com sensible move i think.
 
Zidane said:
Can anyone please interpret what Bob is trying to communicate.

I know that's difficult, but in simple terms is he saying something like there's a new buyer or something.
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I think Bob gets his influence from here.
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I couldn't make any sense of what Ted and Dusty where on about either.
 
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Smug in Boots said:
The problem with Bob is that he posted a thread specifically to claim something to do with Sunderland would be announced in the Chronicle, on Friday or Saturday.

As football stories tend to be in the paper on a weekend it wouldn't have been too surprising.

Sadly for Bob there was absolutely nothing of any relevance whatsoever, his heart must've sunk.

So he then had to find something that he could claim concerned SAFC and weave it into his story.

In all honesty what he posted was so vague it could've meant anything ...

... in the end it all meant nothing.
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He predicted something would happen but wouldn’t say what it was. And still got it wrong.
 
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The best bit was his pet gimp Vauxie trying to pretend it was about the mags Chronicle article which itself was just absolute dross.

I notice he's taken his ball home and will now deal exclusively in PM's. This despite nobody currently being any the wiser as to what the **** he was talking about and him predicting absolutely nothing whatsoever specific.
 
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No help for berks though.
 
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Smug in Boots said:
The thread title was 'tomorrow or Saturday' wasn't it?
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Fair point m8, so it’s just which Saturday it’ll be the big reveal on :)

Vauxie is trying his best to say it’s all to do with staveley and the mags, and fallout from that, but he’s failed miserably.
 
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Roppa said:
Fair point m8, so it’s just which Saturday it’ll be the big reveal on :)

Vauxie is trying his best to say it’s all to do with staveley and the mags, and fallout from that, but he’s failed miserably.
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The whole thing is so infantile it defies belief.

Vauxie is insisting Bob's info is 100% accurate despite there being absolutely no info whatsoever.

He's 'backing it up' with vague hints that any future story in the Chronicle may be what Bob was hinting at ...

... but, then again, it may not <doh>
 
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