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Oregon Tiger said:
how to identify an engineer.

a focus group were asked, "what is pi?"

the arts and humanties graduate said: "the movie with the tiger"
the mathmetician said: "the ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle"
the physicist said: "3.1415926..." (she's still talking).
the engineer said: "roughly 3, bit call it 4 to be on the safe side"
the civil engineer said: "400, and it will be 2 years late"
the MBA sales person said: "engineering will tell you it's 3 and a bit, but I can get it to you for 2.6. 2.2 if you sign before I leave"
the marketing person said: "we have blue, red or yellow. green if you wait for the next release"
the manager said: "it's Tuesday today. Spounge pudding. Pie is Wednesday and Friday"
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I think I see your problem.
 
As a lapsed engineer, this topic has rejuvinated some fond memories... in duplicate variations...

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Star Wars geeks will love this

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There is a much longer version but all I could find is this snippet
 
Mr Hacker said:
Star Wars geeks will love this

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There is a much longer version but all I could find is this snippet
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A 10 minute job...
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Quill said:
Nothing to do with the topic but I'm listening to In the Court of the Crimson King for the first time in years and CHRIST it ****ing bangs.

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Back in the day - TCOTCK was one of those albums that you had to be seen carrying under your arm!
 
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