Flying
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Flew at least 3 times a year alone as a kid between my dad and mum pre 9/11 and loved it. The take off being my favourite part.
Them was the days they used to take you to the cockpit and as a kid traveling alone you'd always get star treatment from some some air hostess that thought I was adorable and obviously wanted to bang me when I grew up.
Sat in the Co-pilot seat many times back then and the sight of a 747 cockpit on a night flight as a star wars loving kid was something else.
Prefer bigger planes now after a few roller-coaster flights to dam and back
Them was the days they used to take you to the cockpit and as a kid traveling alone you'd always get star treatment from some some air hostess that thought I was adorable and obviously wanted to bang me when I grew up.
Sat in the Co-pilot seat many times back then and the sight of a 747 cockpit on a night flight as a star wars loving kid was something else.
Prefer bigger planes now after a few roller-coaster flights to dam and back
Someone said you got a ban mate?
Never knew you was a bad boy
No sweat mate. He’s been itching to ban me for something. I’ll survive
So, some old granny who’s busting for a piss has to wait while you feed your nose?
So, some old granny who’s busting for a piss has to wait while you feed your nose?
Or if she's been in there first, Sucky is snorting lines covered in splashes of her old fanny piss.
Quite enjoy it. Not been outside of Europe though so never had to experience a long haul flight, longest was probably just over 3 hours which was to Malta. I always book window seats as I like the views.
A little bit of aviation advice...always choose to sit at the rear of an aircraft...as I've never heard of one reversing into a mountain.
Edit,
Fooking hell, I've turned into Fosse!
Edit,
Fooking hell, I've turned into Fosse!
That should make him look twice next time.
Unavoidable mate. Those baggy old granny flaps will be spraying piss like a leaky sprinkler. His charlie will be tainted with the smell of Tena lady.
Gonna go one more on the geeky aviation facts, the chances of survival are greater in a crash at the rear of the plane.
Unless you fly into a mountain of course.
Flying's awesome!
Means I'm either going somewhere great, or going home, which is great too!
As for jumping out of one, no ****ing way!
It lands with me inside it, preferably on its wheels, or on its arse if necessary, but there'll be no jumping out of the bugger!!!