Travelled to Dubai a couple years ago. Sat next to an amazing Australian girl. Just as we were getting acquainted, the flight staff asked her if she could move so a couple could sit there with their 1 year old child. It screamed the whole way from Kolkata to Dubai. Not a great experience...
yeah, I miss the days of buying a ticket and making a mad dash to the airport 20 mins before take off, I could buy a ticket and be in Spain within 3 hours, still be stuck in the airport now being forced to buy food at pret a manger.I’m not particularly fond of flying as I don’t like putting the safety of my lot and myself in the hands of strangers. Pills and booze help.
The worst part of flying though is the airport experience. All those people getting in my way. **** off.
Be alright if you were in 1st and were facing him. A sort of human airbag!... when sitting behind Saxton?
Flew at least 3 times a year alone as a kid between my dad and mum pre 9/11 and loved it. The take off being my favourite part.
Them was the days they used to take you to the cockpit and as a kid traveling alone you'd always get star treatment from some some air hostess that thought I was adorable and obviously wanted to bang me when I grew up.
Sat in the Co-pilot seat many times back then and the sight of a 747 cockpit on a night flight as a star wars loving kid was something else.
Prefer bigger planes now after a few roller-coaster flights to dam and back
Normally do long distance (12 hours) and i normally get quite excited before the flight for 2 reasons:
1. i'm going on holiday
2. i'm always fantasizing i'm next sitting next to some fittie i get to chat up.
In reality, i arrive, i sit down next to some average joe and i get bored and tired around 5 hours in.
Also as i've got older i've started to really dislike take offs and landings
I can relate. I hate the barotrauma. I don't know how many other people suffer with it but it seems to hit me the hardest.
I'm using Ryanair next week and the robbing ****s have come up with a scam where you pay for your tickets at a set price then you get an email a few weeks before you fly telling you that for as little as £13 You can actually sit next to your family or friends,.
The seats at the front with more leg room are nearer £20 each , so if an average family with 2 kids want to sit together you need to fork out an extra £78 for the privilege.
The best airlines I have used are Cathay Pacific Emirates and Quantas BA used to be good but gone down hill.
A380 upstairs at the front on the big seats and walk in bar makes long journeys better.
The in-flight entertainment screens also vary quite a bit.
Rack up some serious miles during the course of a year mostly on long haul flights. No issues with flying but just boredom and trying to minimise the effects of jet lag which I have found get worse as you get older.
Stick to certain airlines for frequent flyer miles and privileges. Currently alternating between SIngapore Airlines and Qatar, as the Business Class is cheap on latter and economy is good on former. Also know exactly what seat I want - on economy always aisle seat in middle at back. Less likely to have someone next to you or be bothered by people going to the bog.
Longest flight done without a stopover. Kuala Lumpur to Sao Paolo via Istanbul.
Worst airports for landing La Paz in Bolivia, the old Hong Kong airport and Port Moresby in PNG.
There is something unnerving about watching people hanging out their washing as you come in to land.Kai tak was truly scary!...
I thought the flying Dutchman didn't to like flying ?.I don’t like it, Dennis Bergkamp did to like flying neither.
There is something unnerving about watching people hanging out their washing as you come in to land.
La Paz and any other airports at altitude are scary because of the lack of lift. Tend to hit the ground hard and fast and take forever to stop.