I have to hand it to Guru! He certainly knows how to press all your buttons and what amuses me the most is that you keep coming back for more!
It's this sort of flippant comment which demonstrates how pathetic your faux outrage earlier was. Clearly, Guru is just wumming, so we can assume your attacks on Dave were cycnical and just further wind-ups.
It also begs the question... why does he moan when he gets stick back?
If you're going to dish it out, be prepared to take it. Unfortunately, Guru wants to have his cake and eat it.