Off Topic Fish Tanks

Batard.

Anyway, why the **** you keeping fish? They're the most boring of all pets. I'd actually rather have a cat... and those things are annoying.

Speaking of cats... where is Dr?

 

500litres? Nope, just the 56

 

Hardly see them as pets TBH, its more of a feature

 

I've kept fish that would eat your cat. Boring they are not.

 

Buy some plants or a piece of art...?

 

You'd rather be a ****ing gardener...? Now that is boring, and gay too!

 

I'd like to see that in a weird way to be fair!

I just find them a bit dull... just swimming around, not doing much. Can't pet them.. can't play with them.. can't go on walks with them.

 

indoor plants isn't gardening. Stick a indoor plant in the corner of the room.. need a bit of water now and then. A feature that's cheap and doesn't die as easily.

 

Also attracts spiders

A nice tropical tank with a shallow light looks better than any flower, plant or picture you can possibly find.

As for watering, that takes as much effort as feeding the fish. you don't have to do much else.

 

Pet them?

Here's me hand feeding my eels and loaches.
[video=youtube;Oy9Irg9p-r8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy9Irg9p-r8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

Cleaning my tank, at 2mins 40 secs here I am clearly petting my catfish and they are having it too the dirty batards
[video=youtube;wcbYK4-1EoE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcbYK4-1EoE&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
#zingywould

 

Good mix in there. Obviously not the bigger ones but do the tigers attack the others?

 

But are they as cute as this!!!

[video=youtube;If2FqBH7ht8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If2FqBH7ht8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

The tigers if you mean the coloured striped ones are actually Clown Loach (Botia macracantha), a pretty peaceful and shoaling group. You need to keep about 6 of them together, they will live quite happily with a bit of sand and a few hiding places. They will see anything that fits in their mouth as food, as do most fish but they are not aggressive except when establishing social pecking order when you have two of a similar size males

 

Hate to break it to you pal, but that's a dog

 

....

 

I like dogs but I might as well hav another ****ing kid if that's the case, too needy, fish don't bark at night or ****e on your floor

 

Good spot Sherlock. Knew we kept you around for something

 

Fair enough, thought they were tigers. I rarely chose the fish for ours, leave it to the mrs (not married) and/or kids. When I choose I gets sharks

 

If you had said dogs in the first place, I'd have immediately agreed with you

 

i wannnnttttttt!