Off Topic Fish Tanks

****ing terrifying but their strength and agility is amazing, what's the underwater equivalent of aerodynamics?? The pressure they exert with their jaw is extreme. But imagine that **** coming at you

 

Yeah, scary as ****, but you're in their territory so you're fair game.

 

I'm not going to actually buy one, just think it looks good

My first thought was "where would you put it?"

 

Indoors

 

I'd **** the shark up

 

True, they are like the lions of the sea. You wouldn't go wandering about in the Serengeti so swimming in the sea is at your own risk. I hate the ****ing sea, like being around it but never go in except for a quick paddle. Swimming pools all the way if you want water sports.

 

Prefer a room with some sheeting down

 

Bop it on the nose, poke it in the eyes, or give it a wedgie... sort the cocky ****er out

 

Tents are good for that sort of thing. Maximum wetness and containment

 

I was thinking skewer and bbq

 

You want to go to Japan.. shark finn soup. Tastes of **** all, stupidly expensive as well. Catch a shark, cut off it's fin, throw it back into the water

 

I don't actually like fish, just wanted to link it to eating somehow

 

Magnificent creatures

 

Oh people who say that really piss me off

You can't say you don't like fish when there is so many different types with different tastes! Nobody can surely not like ALL FISH!

 

Pretty sure I can say it since it makes me sick

 

Have you tried tuna steaks, the proper fresh ones... not like eating fish at all really

 

Tuna is about the only fish I can eat, I have tuna steaks fairly often.

 

You tried whale? I didn't know I was eating it. Thought it was cow. Tastes like beef really.

 

Point proven

 

Hydrodynamics