Fish and Chips

[Howden Tigress]

Police have to chip away at clues carefully left all over the plaice!

 

[Kempton]

Police have to chip away at clues carefully left all over the plaice!

Batter me sausage, Tigress?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Batter me sausage, Tigress?

Oy Oy Saveloy!

 

[Kempton]

Oy Oy Saveloy!

No ta mate. I was more talking to Tigress. Sorry and all that...

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

No ta mate. I was more talking to Tigress. Sorry and all that...

No worries Kempton I wasn't trying to curry favour. In future I'll watch my peas and q's.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Randy parrot goes into a chippy and orders "2 chicken legs...open".

 

[Kempton]

Randy parrot goes into a chippy and orders "2 chicken legs...open".

Nah.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Randy parrot goes into a chippy and orders "2 chicken legs...open".

Big scrap in our local chippy last night.


A load of fish got battered.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Big scrap in our local chippy last night.


A load of fish got battered.

Chip off the old block you are Ern.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Big scrap in our local chippy last night.


A load of fish got battered.

Did I say earlier that you were in form today Ern?


Think I'll have to rescind that evaluation, another one of these and it's a yellow.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Two fires at The Magpie within a week, something odd going on.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Two fires at The Magpie within a week, something odd going on.

One for sorrow two for joy?

 

[City Man]

Two fires at The Magpie within a week, something odd going on.

Trenchers laughing like ****.
Someone needs to ling the police if they know owt.