What. The. ****.
He's going to "Ji Dong-Won" City on the opening day!!Thinking outside the box here. Kim Jong Un is a multi billionaire/trillionaire. New owner, perhaps?
that would be scary!I watch a lot of North Korean football and this lad is the real deal. He's completely three footed, can play anywhere on the pitch from keeper to ball boy, he even once got two red cards in the same game he's that good.
That would really go down well with the media.Thinking outside the box here. Kim Jong Un is a multi billionaire/trillionaire. New owner, perhaps?

Thinking outside the box here. Kim Jong Un is a multi billionaire/trillionaire. New owner, perhaps?
I doubt he's worth much more than your current owner in realisable value. Wich one is he the red pic or the blue picI watch a lot of North Korean football and this lad is the real deal. He's completely three footed, can play anywhere on the pitch from keeper to ball boy, he even once got two red cards in the same game he's that good.
Wich one is he the red pic or the blue pic
Yeh but there're two different peopleBoth. He's everywhere all the time.
Yeh but there're two different people
Being two different people is no problem for this guy. I saw a match once where he was the only name on the team sheet but when it kicked off he was all eleven players.
. Your analysys is cracking me up.Every single North Korean would be forced to buy a Sunderland strip. I'm starting to see the potential in this..He'd blanket the media though so in a certain part of the world we'd be champions.
Even if we aren't.
Why not, they are as bad as us.Might get our badge on one of their nukes?![]()
Trouble is only Kim and his mates could afford one (and I doubt they'd expect to pay!)Every single North Korean would be forced to buy a Sunderland strip. I'm starting to see the potential in this..
That's awesome, the communication must have been somewhat telepathic.Being two different people is no problem for this guy. I saw a match once where he was the only name on the team sheet but when it kicked off he was all eleven players.
I'm liking how you felt the need to include that bitHe'd blanket the media though so in a certain part of the world we'd be champions.
Even if we aren't.