Trillionaire I doubt he's worth much more than your current owner in realisable value. It'd be entertainment mind. Executed for scoring less than a 9 in the Daily Star player ratings... maybe you'd be safe by Xmas.
Being two different people is no problem for this guy. I saw a match once where he was the only name on the team sheet but when it kicked off he was all eleven players.
He'd blanket the media though so in a certain part of the world we'd be champions. Even if we aren't.
Every single North Korean would be forced to buy a Sunderland strip. I'm starting to see the potential in this..