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- Thread starter Fox Mulder
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**** all story?
Schlem has got one eye and is usually pissed
so I kind of understand why he saw no story tbh
cut the man some slack
Go on then and then tell me why it took so long to tell that story?**** all story?
Spoiler alert.
So here goes.
They find a monolith that communicates with another monolith on jupiter.
They set off to find the jupiter monolith and on the journey hal decides fuk that, I'm having this monolith so omm gonna kill the crew.
He gets all but one of them.
When the crew member finds the monolith after shutting down hal he gets old and then reborn.
The end.
So here goes.
They find a monolith that communicates with another monolith on jupiter.
They set off to find the jupiter monolith and on the journey hal decides fuk that, I'm having this monolith so omm gonna kill the crew.
He gets all but one of them.
When the crew member finds the monolith after shutting down hal he gets old and then reborn.
The end.
All that story lacks is a bit of porn.
When he finds the monolith a fit blondie opens the door and says "are you the spaceman come to fix my monolith with your big tool?" She then proceeds to take off his orange overalls and he uses the monolith on her like a massive dildo.
I watched the first, it has definitely surpassed Breaking Bad now. Looking forward to rewatching it once it's finished so that I get a better flow of the story other that the years of being drip fed.Watched the first two episodes of BCS last night. ****ing brilliant
Anything that is described as a "coming of age drama" is gay af.
Imo
Imo
Because evolution takes a long ****ing time, even with bumps from 'higher sources'
So you're saying the film is way too ****in short then?Because evolution takes a long ****ing time, even with bumps from 'higher sources'
Should be like 3 million years long to capture evolution at its best
They'd have to make it a trilogy at that length.So you're saying the film is way too ****in short then?
Should be like 3 million years long to capture evolution at its best
Imagine if they made it into a series. I'd throw the telly out the window.
I'd throw the telly out the window.
There's at least one other **** one as well. Quantum something or other. Give 'em both a swerve.
That's the one. There's only two things from the film I remember. The runway chase scene, and him shooting the bloke who double crossed Vespa at the end. That's literally it