Schlem has got one eye and is usually pissed so I kind of understand why he saw no story tbh cut the man some slack
Spoiler alert. So here goes. They find a monolith that communicates with another monolith on jupiter. They set off to find the jupiter monolith and on the journey hal decides fuk that, I'm having this monolith so omm gonna kill the crew. He gets all but one of them. When the crew member finds the monolith after shutting down hal he gets old and then reborn. The end.
All that story lacks is a bit of porn. When he finds the monolith a fit blondie opens the door and says "are you the spaceman come to fix my monolith with your big tool?" She then proceeds to take off his orange overalls and he uses the monolith on her like a massive dildo.
I watched the first, it has definitely surpassed Breaking Bad now. Looking forward to rewatching it once it's finished so that I get a better flow of the story other that the years of being drip fed.
So you're saying the film is way too ****in short then? Should be like 3 million years long to capture evolution at its best
All the Daniel Craig Bond films are on Prime going to have to watch them all which means I have to watch the last crock of **** again.
That's the one. There's only two things from the film I remember. The runway chase scene, and him shooting the bloke who double crossed Vespa at the end. That's literally it
