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Some of the best brains of humanity and not one of them can make a single logical decision. Let's take our helmets off, ok, you 2 just wander off, it's cool. Oh dear, they're lost in tunnels, we won't use the ground penetrating radar we have because that's needed for the alien ship reveal scene near the end. Lets pet the alien snake, because that's what a zoologist would do on alien planet. Lets take this alien head back to the ship, and stick some electrodes in it, **** using any kind of quarantine. Oh dear, one of us is sick, we didn't bother bringing anything to help him. We have a flame thrower though, because it was in the first movie, no other weapons with which to defend ourselves. Oh, I'm pregnant, better have a quick abortion and then do soem running around. oh look, my alien baby is now a few minutes old and become the size of a small whale, it must've eaten a lot, oh look, it's eaten absolutely **** all.
**** off.
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This reads like gogglebox for angry people
 
Oh yeah, this film makes me angrier by factors of 10 than any other film. It's an insult to intelligence from start to finish.
You made me think less of it now if that eases your anger slightly <laugh>

The snake bit was dumb af though for real <laugh>
 
Just caught a documentary called "Edwardian Britain in Colour" showing footage of school kids, street kids, workers, toffs etc around 1900's. Some of it is from places not far from me.

The thing that I'm getting is the emphasis on doing so much outdoors. Like... everything! The world is fcked now (he says sitting in his lounge tapping away on his laptop).
 
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What exactly didn't you like about it cos i thought it was okay but lacked any real reason or history about the engineers and thats kinda what i was looking forward to with the covenant and prometheus so was a little disappointed with that aspect tbh..

Okay films tho deffo not terrible imo

No dinosaurs ... it's ****...
 
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Luv trying to make a 7.1 look better by sticking a 0 on the end <laugh>

Covenant was very poor. I hate the fact that you spend the whole of the previous movie making sure the main protaganist escapes...only to find she's dead before the next film begins.

Same **** with Alien 3. All of Aliens trying to save Newt and escape. Only to find she's dead at the beginning of Alien 3 ffs.
 
Luv trying to make a 7.1 look better by sticking a 0 on the end <laugh>

Covenant was very poor. I hate the fact that you spend the whole of the previous movie making sure the main protaganist escapes...only to find she's dead before the next film begins.

Same **** with Alien 3. All of Aliens trying to save Newt and escape. Only to find she's dead at the beginning of Alien 3 ffs.
Full of holes no doubt but enjoyable, enjoying the original right now.
 
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Full of holes no doubt but enjoyable, enjoying the original right now.

I don't mind the holes tbh. It's that it undermines the previous film. Especially when you find out they died over something trivial.

Prometheus is a good film imo. I agree with Sucky though, should've been more about the engineers. Same with Covenant.
 
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I don't mind the holes tbh. It's that it undermines the previous film. Especially when you find out they died over something trivial.

Prometheus is a good film imo. I agree with Sucky though, should've been more about the engineers. Same with Covenant.
I don't think she dies for no reason, she's the catalyst for the evolution into the alien we know in the future films.