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[Quesadaad]

There we go, problem solved.

Don’t know what he’s pissing about for to be honest. It’s pretty obvious.

 

[DerekTheMole]

I fear we may be making Sucky re-enact the old lady who swallowed a fly.

 

[Sucky]

Tarantulas eat spiders mate. Used to have a Mexican red knee. The **** stalked all the little ****ers. No survivors.

Yeh nah

 

[Quesadaad]

Yeh nah

Fair enough
Scatter a load of conkers around mate

 

[Sucky]

Fair enough
Scatter a load of conkers around mate

Really?
Wtf lol

 

[Quesadaad]

Really?
Wtf lol

Worth a try Shirley?

 

[Sucky]

Worth a try Shirley?

Just had a Google and apparently thats an old wives tale.

Ive got some lemons, ill juice them and put in a spray bottle with some water, they dont like citrus so it goes

 

[FosseFilberto]

Tarantulas eat spiders mate. Used to have a Mexican red knee. The **** stalked all the little ****ers. No survivors.

So your advice to the arachnophobes on here is to get a huge **** off spider in knee pads to deal with house spiders? ... cool

 

[luvgonzo]

Could do with some anti spider advice actually Mrs luv and my daughter make a massive fuss and I have to deal with it.

 

[Toby]

Could do with some anti spider advice actually Mrs luv and my daughter make a massive fuss and I have to deal with it.

Buy 500 spiders and release a dozen every day until they get over it

 

[BobbyD]

Could do with some anti spider advice actually Mrs luv and my daughter make a massive fuss and I have to deal with it.

You never seen im i celeb. Toby is right once you have loads of them day in day out you will eventually get over your fears

 

[luvgonzo]

You never seen im i celeb. Toby is right once you have loads of them day in day out you will eventually get over your fears

Yeah well accumulating lots of spiders isn't as easy as you'd think Bobby.

 

[Toby]

Yeah well accumulating lots of spiders isn't as easy as you'd think Bobby.

https://www.thespidershop.co.uk/

 

[Quesadaad]

So your advice to the arachnophobes on here is to get a huge **** off spider in knee pads to deal with house spiders? ... cool

Tarantulas aren’t spiders.
Bit racist that mate. Poor form

 

[luvgonzo]

https://www.thespidershop.co.uk/

Shockingly cheap.

 

[BobbyD]

Shockingly cheap.

Thanks @Toby problem solved there luv.

Now you know that cupboard that the missus sometimes puts you in, you need to put her in there with the spiders and leave her exposed for a while. After that guaranteed she will not suffer from arachnophobia anymore

 

[Toby]

Shockingly cheap.

If you catch them and pretend to release them you can recycle the same spiders every day.

Check the returns policy first, you might even be able to send them back

 

[luvgonzo]

This is pretty cool.

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[DerekTheMole]

Could do with some anti spider advice actually Mrs luv and my daughter make a massive fuss and I have to deal with it.

I don't mind spiders but when I have to get one out of the house it's sometimes under furniture and I'll get a bollocking from the wife if I lose one so we have this. It works quite well.

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[DerekTheMole]

I actually think @Quesadaad had some really good advice. Get a tarantula & let it loose in the house. Scare the wife and kids then collect it and return it to the pet shop. It'll make the normal house spiders seem pathetic and they won't get scared anymore.

OR convince them that tarantulas are afraid of the normal house spiders and they're keeping them at bay