FFS Someone help........

It may be a long shot, but you can get dog whistle app thingies for most of these modern super phones, they work pretty ****in well too, shuts my brother mouthy mutt right the **** up.
If you don't have one of these ****in wonder phones that you need a load of degrees to use, the old physical dog whistle works ****in wonders<ok>

<yikes>

What a ****ing **** username.
 
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Is there a ****ing echo in here?












































































































































































Is there a ****ing echo in here?














































































































































































































































Is there a ****ing echo in here?
 
Just a bit of nonsense - I thought I'd put a few replies to this thread in a logical order ( in my twisted mind )

Try putting a belt around your chin and fasten it over your head. Can you bark?!?!

Hasn't worked with the wife.

He's not barking at me, he's barking at everyone else <isthereanyoneathome>

Get everyone else put down, it's only logical.

I love babies. Couldn't eat a whole one though.

Tie the **** to a lamp post in the centre of Newcastle for a few hours.