FFS Someone help........

Thanks Huth but we aren't talking about kids here

 

Just try it FFS, it will work, take about 5-10 mins max.

 

Serious??????????????????

 

Just hope the dog doesn't maul you.

 

Yes mate, just do not talk to him, just keep staring (in a normal stood up position), but move to him eventually very slowly.

 

once you get in ''the stare'' dont let the dog win , he'll go straight for ya if you look away before he does phackt

 

Wrap an elastic band tight as f**k round his bollox!!! He will squeel a bit
but it will be a change from the bark.

 

He's not barking at me, he's barking at everyone else <isthereanyoneathome>

 

Get it put down, it's only logical.

 

Do the muzzle thing when he does it, like Hash says. Only when he barks, put it on. Take it off when he settles. He'll learn he's going to get it on if he starts again.

Gramps.

 

Cruel ****.

 

Sounds like a plan sexbomb

 

Congrats on the new bambino btw x

 

Cheers T I'm a big softy btw he's a wee dote

 

I love babies. Couldn't eat a whole one though.

 

Understand and he's put on 7 Oz's the wee Fenian ****

 

Tie the **** to a lamp post in the centre of Newcastle for a few hours.

 

You are now the master, so when he barks at other people do what i told you to do, with the others sitting in the house ( & tell them to be absolutely quiet )

 

Good bhoy

 

It may be a long shot, but you can get dog whistle app thingies for most of these modern super phones, they work pretty ****in well too, shuts my brother mouthy mutt right the **** up.
If you don't have one of these ****in wonder phones that you need a load of degrees to use, the old physical dog whistle works ****in wonders