FFS Someone help........

irishgreen

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Since I've become a Grandad I've had to adopt my son's dog.A big stupid,lovable mongrel..

My question is, can you stop a dog from barking without kicking the **** out of him?

I love the ole **** but this is driving the neighbours mad.

HELP.
 
Every time it barks stick your dick in it's mouth and your fingers in it's ears.

The barking will stop within a day <ok>

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Can the **** bark with a muzzle ?

No get a nylon one about a size too small (or yes but he wont with the shock of being muzzled with a proper size) trust me I do it with any new rotts I get (dont have the balls to kick a rottie's **** in for barking). Couple of days tops and he'll give up the barking
 
No get a nylon one about a size too small (or yes but he wont with the shock of being muzzled with a proper size) trust me I do it with any new rotts I get (dont have the balls to kick a rottie's **** in for barking). Couple of days tops and he'll give up the barking

WTF does that mean Hash?
 
Just stand in the same room & stare at him, do not say a word, just keep staring & gradually move closer very,very slowly whilst still staring, he will stop barking <ok>