Sharp mature cheddar, mild cheddar is for pooves and *****s. Dairylea on toast is mint.
I glory in Aberdoyle Dairies Scottish Extra Mature Coloured Cheddar from Lidl; a snip at £1.79 for a 400g block of tangy heaven.
It is especially tasty on burnt toast and also adds a certain something to an 02.27 drunken fry up!
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