I'm literally playing football at least 4 times a week these days, this week though, I've got 7 games. I think we should start up a 5/7 a side team and do the Powerleague up at the Pitz in Townhead. I don't play on a Sunday just now so we could do the Sunday league there. Advantages are, the Tim teams all play in Sellik strips so you get to do some crunching. There are plenty of ethnics so there's plenty of crunching for the team's racists plus you get to see me float like a gazelle past the scumbags from the Garngad (monica et al). Plenty of Glasgow boys on here so howzabout it? Pud, Trev, Beale, Baz, Audrey, Moses, Newcoon, Mindy (?) and Edward. Sure there are others but I'm multi tasking (****ing to piss cake fart porn and typing) so apologies to anyone I've missed out
Which would mean you were playing football on the video game, but not literally playing football. Ya fud.
**** off snoopy, I'm going to the pub, but I may continue this ridiculous argument from my phone there, even though I am right and you are wrong. Ya fud. Also, stop calling people a fud, that is my patter, get your own and get aff the ****in stage!
Mmmmmmmm, quims. Why does pussy/quim sound tasty and fanny/****/hole/fud/vulva/vagina doesn't? There must be a Government grant available to find out why. Basically, we get hot sexy wimmin to drop their knickers and invite us to taste their private parts using one of the above keywords and we record the results. The nation deserves to know.
