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FAO: Timothy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Jul 13, 2015.

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Have you ever ****ed thinking about Jimmy T plundering your pre-pubescent farter?

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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    I was browsing the Norwich board and they seem to think Van Dijk is going there for £8m .
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 14, 2015
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He's pish anyway. Just like all footballers.

    ****ing raheem sterling 50 million <rofl>

    Best one I've heard in a while. The **** is ****ing ****e ser
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 14, 2015
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  3. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    All <laugh>

    Messi Ronaldo yous two are ****, get a proper fackin job and put ya trazers on.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 14, 2015
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Knows the script ^^

    <applause>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 14, 2015
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Aye? Good money for sellik...

    Epl clubs have Money to burn !
     
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    Null, Jul 14, 2015
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    John Collins?

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 14, 2015
  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Imagine the team talks
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 15, 2015
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    "
    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
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    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til the end
    Cause your life will depend
    On the strength that you have inside you

    Ah you gotta be proud
    starin’ out in the cloud
    When the odds in the game defy you

    Try your best to win them all
    and one day time will tell
    when you’re the one that’s standing there
    you’ll reach the final bell!

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
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    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

    INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

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    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til you drop
    never stop
    can’t give up
    Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
    you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
    Listen to that sound
    A little bit of all you got
    Can never bring you down

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
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    Null, Jul 15, 2015
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^WTF is this **** on about?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 15, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    John Collins team talk oh cretinous one.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 15, 2015
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A bit long winded, no? ****ing guitars and pish like that in a team talk?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 15, 2015
  12. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Just dildo suits at Celtic apparently .
    They have sex toys around the dressing room (for use as comedy props only).
     
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  13. Null

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    Well , it is John Collins !


    He should talk about yields instead ... Ya ****
     
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    Null, Jul 15, 2015
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    And it's the end song from karate kid ya wee ****.
     
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    Null, Jul 15, 2015
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  15. Patience

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    Pud throwing all 28 stone in to his savage pumping of Monaco's shredded rectum.
     
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    Patience, Jul 15, 2015
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Surprisingly enjoyable it was too<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jul 15, 2015
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Can someone get Newgod to PM me?

    Doing a Rap Battle over at Bearsden Golf Course tomorrow and could do with some tips.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jul 15, 2015
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  18. Patience

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    Why don't you PM him yourself, you stupid proddy ****?
     
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    Patience, Jul 15, 2015
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Whoa, whoa, less of the bigotry, ****yballs
     
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  20. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Says staunch hater of Catholics and mortgage parasite, MonakkkoGer.
     
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    Patience, Jul 15, 2015
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