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FosseFilberto said:
...I have more gainful employment..:)
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That's right, Bambi. Those spread-sheets aren't going to print themselves. Best get stop pissing about on this forum and get your arse over to the printer, son. And make the boss a cup of coffee whilst you are about it.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
That's right, Bambi. Those spread-sheets aren't going to print themselves. Best get stop pissing about on this forum and get your arse over to the printer, son. And make the boss a cup of coffee whilst you are about it.
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...way too much for your tiny mind Mystic Melt ...but do keep trying ...
 
Have I just seen you outside Kings Cross? ...are you the one in the elf costume with the knee cymbals and the badly tuned guitar? .. I've just put a shiny quid in your Spurs bobble hat ...no need to thank me ... I hope you have a great Xmas ...my love to you and your fluctuating number of kids xxx :)
 
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FosseFilberto said:
Have I just seen you outside Kings Cross? ...are you the one in the elf costume with the knee cymbals and the badly tuned guitar? .. I've just put a shiny quid in your Spurs bobble hat ...no need to thank me ... I hope you have a great Xmas ...my love to you and your fluctuating number of kids xxx :)
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Was this elf chap tapping away at a computer and conversing with a complete idiot on a football web site, as he was playing his guitar and busking?

No? Then you can probably rest assured that it wasn't me, mate.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Was this elf chap tapping away at a computer and conversing with a complete idiot on a football web site, as he was playing his guitar and busking?

No? Then you can probably rest assured that it wasn't me, mate.
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nah ...he had a Spurs bobble hat but, rather bizarrely, a pair of Southampton FC footie socks ...the rest of the costume was pretty standard ... :)
 
FosseFilberto said:
...you got the drift Weiner Wanger ... Anyhoo ...back on the train now the refreshments are finished. ....pub name a corker Hornyman At Hays ...perhaps we should have a separate thread for best pub name ...
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Did you pop into the London Dungeon while you were there? Hays Galleria is a fun place for a drink.
 
SpursDisciple said:
Did you pop into the London Dungeon while you were there? Hays Galleria is a fun place for a drink.
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...not this time ...love the walk along the Thames Path up to the Millenium Bridge ...some fine watering holes plus The Globe, Golden Hind and The Clink ...far better than tubing it...
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
No need to, Tobes. She has at her immediate disposal the cock on which The Black Mamba was modelled.

You might be surprised to find that your wife, her sisters, your mother, and aunts - perhaps even a teenage daughter - have all had a bit of me inside them, at some lonely part of their lives. Hell, you might even discover that you Nan's had a good old frot with my swinging-lead pumping feverishly at the old limp lettuce leaves. It might be worth your while asking, mate.
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So we can add c ock model to your ever growing list of bullshit then.

You really are a sad case HIAB
 
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