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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The one sprouting from your forehead is huge.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 7, 2016
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    No escape from reality (unless you're Tubby or Dull, or Nazi boy).
     
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    NSIS, Dec 7, 2016
  3. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Wrong.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
  4. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    哀傷的老人
     
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    The Prime Minister, Dec 7, 2016
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  5. Hoddle is a god

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    That's libellous. The police are on their way.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    5 foot 2?
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Is the Black Mamba what your poor wife has stashed in her knicker draw when she fancies a decent sized cock up her, as opposed to your fun sized Mars bar?
     
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    Tobes, Dec 7, 2016
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's only libellous if it isn't true mate.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 7, 2016
  9. King Grimlock

    King Grimlock Well-Known Member

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    Ok it's inverted and ball-less.
     
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    King Grimlock, Dec 7, 2016
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    The Spuds take great pride in having Cocks on their heads. For people like HIAG, whose cock is significantly smaller, the Spud club shop sells hats with Cocks on them so that they can feel a part of their Penis foreheaded brethren.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 7, 2016
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Same here, I often getting him doing the **** work on here. He thinks he's being clever too <doh>
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 7, 2016
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    No need to, Tobes. She has at her immediate disposal the cock on which The Black Mamba was modelled.

    You might be surprised to find that your wife, her sisters, your mother, and aunts - perhaps even a teenage daughter - have all had a bit of me inside them, at some lonely part of their lives. Hell, you might even discover that you Nan's had a good old frot with my swinging-lead pumping feverishly at the old limp lettuce leaves. It might be worth your while asking, mate.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    "reported"

    With you being a lawyer no doubt you defended yourself in court.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 7, 2016
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  14. Hoddle is a god

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    The problem for me, FSG, is that my staff is quite difficult to hide with any degree of discretion or modesty. I have tried all kinds of tailoring and secret compartments, but everything looks so abnormal. Imagine, if you will, forcing a pair of tight trousers on an aroused donkey, and that will give you an insight into the mammoth task with which I am faced on a daily basis.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Try wearing a kilt.<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 7, 2016
  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I've tried, but I end up wearing the thing well down past my knees.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Well, you're so far up your own backside you could always place it in there to keep you company.:)
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 7, 2016
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  18. Hoddle is a god

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    I could give it a go, I suppose.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...would be a full time role doing that for you pair of dummies...fortunately I have more gainful employment..:)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...rather unfortunately for you it's mot about multiplying actual cock size by the number of forum accounts... :)

    #OneCarefulOwner
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016
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