The one sprouting from your forehead is huge.
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The one sprouting from your forehead is huge.
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Is the Black Mamba what your poor wife has stashed in her knicker draw when she fancies a decent sized cock up her, as opposed to your fun sized Mars bar?
The Spuds take great pride in having Cocks on their heads. For people like HIAG, whose cock is significantly smaller, the Spud club shop sells hats with Cocks on them so that they can feel a part of their Penis foreheaded brethren.
Same here, I often getting him doing the **** work on here. He thinks he's being clever too
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No need to, Tobes. She has at her immediate disposal the cock on which The Black Mamba was modelled.
You might be surprised to find that your wife, her sisters, your mother, and aunts - perhaps even a teenage daughter - have all had a bit of me inside them, at some lonely part of their lives. Hell, you might even discover that you Nan's had a good old frot with my swinging-lead pumping feverishly at the old limp lettuce leaves. It might be worth your while asking, mate.
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The problem for me, FSG, is that my staff is quite difficult to hide with any degree of discretion or modesty. I have tried all kinds of tailoring and secret compartments, but everything looks so abnormal. Imagine, if you will, forcing a pair of tight trousers on an aroused donkey, and that will give you an insight into the mammoth task with which I am faced on a daily basis.
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Try wearing a kilt.
I've tried, but I end up wearing the thing well down past my knees.
Well, you're so far up your own backside you could always place it in there to keep you company.
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Well, you're so far up your own backside you could always place it in there to keep you company.
I could give it a go, I suppose.
Same here, I often getting him doing the **** work on here. He thinks he's being clever too
...would be a full time role doing that for you pair of dummies...fortunately I have more gainful employment..
...rather unfortunately for you it's mot about multiplying actual cock size by the number of forum accounts...
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