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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...I'm on train to London ...early morning meeting down at More London Place...should still have time to make you cry in the breaks ...have a good one ... :)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016
  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    How can it be an early morning meeting if you're on a train at 8.30?

    Are you an accountant?
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
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  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Are accountants late starters then?
     
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    SpursDisciple, Dec 7, 2016
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Was in work at 7am ...it's early for a meeting with advisers...

    I'm not an accountant...these advisers are...amongst other things...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016
  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Accountants are lazy twats. They work short hours but like to whine about how busy they are.
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    They are in London...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016

  7. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Or spend most of the day on football forums spouting total bollocks!...
     
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  8. Stan

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    I'm not an accountant...
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    PS ...very unlikely that Kitchen Pete will be anywhere in the vicinity... :)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2016
  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Nor me, Sky.

    It's going to be a busy and fraught day for me, today.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
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  11. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    No, i know. But somebody on this forum is. Or claims to be...
     
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    NSIS, Dec 7, 2016
  12. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    "Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' tongue in't back of tonsils like that!"
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
  13. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Bambi (aka Nigel) is an accountant!

    Why am I not surprised?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 7, 2016
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...I'm not an accountant...nor a lawyer ...so we have something in common...:)
     
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  15. Stan

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    Double shift?
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Hm. I rather think that you know very little about me.

    For example, how large is my cock reported to be?

    A: 7.5 inches
    B: 8.6 inches
    C: 9.1 inches

    For a bonus point, can you tell me which famous sex toy manufacturer used life-casts of my cock to fashion The Black Mamba sex aid, one of that company's best ever selling products?
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Thought he was a secretary?

    I've had him correcting my typos on here like he is one.
     
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    Spurlock, Dec 7, 2016
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  18. Stan

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    I reckon you're about 5 foot 6.
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Anyway I'm curious to know if Stan is lying or indeed we are all dead and this is the afterlife.
     
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    Spurlock, Dec 7, 2016
  20. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Caught in a landslide.
     
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    Stan, Dec 7, 2016
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