Free to a good home:
4 legged male dog, two eyes, two ears, one testicle (large).
Strong & silent type.
Not the most loyal companion (unintentionally), previous teammates have been busted by him almost instantly due to his natural exuberance.
Has a very cute full-body velcro outfit, stops him from being injured or killed in any way.
Mostly house trained, occasional leg humping episodes (only if you shave your legs or wear stockings. DO NOT wear garters, trust me.)
Loves to sniff crotches, but is a brilliant Synth spotter.
Has been trained to respond with a blood-curdling howl when he has spotted a Synth, it goes like this (I don't do it justice though):
AWOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOO A-A-AWOOOOOOOOOOO
@Red Hadron Collider take note of your Synth spotting howl
