F**k YOU Mastermind ...

[Smug in Boots]

... you bunch of tossers.

For the 4th week, in a row, I've beaten at least 3 of 4 of these knackers in the general knowledge round.

I can't beat them on their weirdo specialist subjects of Doctor Who or Titanic and wouldn't want to.

I doubt they could beat me on the biggest Sunderland punch ups of the 80's

 

[master-simpson]

Agree - I can’t believe how shyte they are at General Knowledge.

Bart

 

[Smug in Boots]

Agree - I can’t believe how shyte they are at General Knowledge.

Bart

I'm half pissed and know more Latin and opera than these tossers ...

... I'm from a Durham pit village where education was trapping and skinning rabbits ffs

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

10 to eight on a sarrada neet and you're only 'half pissed'


****ing woofta

The Hobgoblin(s) are getting to me

 

[Smug in Boots]

10 to eight on a sarrada neet a d you're only 'half pissed'


****ing woofta

The Hobgoblin(s) are getting to me

I'm scouring the place for booze ...

... does mouthwash count?

 

[DH4]

I'm scouring the place for booze ...

... does mouthwash count?

Start to worry when after shave seems a good idea?

 

[Gil T Azell]

Start to worry when after shave seems a good idea?

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Old Spice with a touch of lime is canny.

 

[Smug in Boots]

Just about to start ...

... Mastermind my arse

Just beat the boxer by 1

The copper beat me by 1

Beat the creepy dancer by 1

Drew with the leopard skin tart.

I'll take that